Hateful Chris: Never Say Buy

The evil faceless corporation, International Infotainment has gone too far!

In the wake of Hateful Chris' refusal to join their ranks, the company has attempted to appeal to disillusioned consumers by designing the ultimate pseudo-cynical selling machine - Dreadful Dana!

Now this imposter's picture is everywhere, making a mockery of Hateful Chris and all he stands for! Will this lead to a spiral of depression, drinking and calling old girlfriends at 3 in the morning?

NO! The burning resentment only causes more destruction! Venting his rage at everyone from rockers to ravers, grannies to supermodels, Hateful Chris rampages through his town, helping out the downtrodden and letting others know just how he feels!

Taking out boy bands and blowing up malls is just the start - but will it be enough to bring down the pillars of catalogue culture?

Game Features:

• Over 30 weapons to find, buy, and steal! Each one has different properties and effects.
• Psycho berserker finishing moves!
• A huge comic book- style story (resplendent with much hilarity and many zany hijinks!)
• Over 30 different enemies - each one with a unique attack! To change things up a bit, cool mini-games landmark the completion of sub quests on your road to success!
• Tons of big, nonlinear levels - explore where you want when you want!
• Sweet secrets and hidden zones!
• Six different stores dealing the very finest in damaging goods!
• On the fly Saving and Loading
• Choose different paths on your way to the final stages - that's right, you'll 'want' to play again to find the stuff you missed!